Monday, August 04, 2008

Three Word Movie Reviews

Bad Taste -- In Bad Taste

The Bank Job -- Surprised Us... Good!

Batman Begins -- Kick Ass Revival

Bonneville -- Slowly Entertaining. Average.

China's Stolen Children -- Insightful. China's Scary.

City of Men -- As Always... Excellent

College Road Trip -- Marting NEEDS Retirement

Control -- Good Biopic. Slower...

The Dark Knight -- Phenomenal. Fantastic. Spectacular.

Eureka (Season 1) -- Cute. I Like.

The Frighteners -- LOVE THIS MOVIE!

Harold and Kumar 2: Escape From Guantanomo Bay -- Funny...Not Great.

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer -- Scary as Sh*t

The Lost Boys: The Tribe -- Predictabily Bad. Good.

Meet Bill -- Cute And Standard

My Mom's New Boyfriend -- Not Many Laughs

Never Back Down -- Karate Kid 800

Patriot Act -- Innocent Enough. Entertaining.

Penelope -- Mildly Entertaining... Supposedly.

Persepolis -- Great Film. Unique.

Sex and Death 101 -- Not Horrible/Good

Shine a Light -- Stones Fans Only

Shutter -- Don't Watch.... Goofy.

Sleepwalking -- Depressing and Eh.

Superhero Movie -- Utter Drivel... Entertaining!

Swing Vote -- I Thoroughly Enjoyed

21 -- Mediocre Yet Fine

Turn the River -- Surprised Me. Poignant.

The X-Files: I Want to Believe -- Entertaining... Yet... Weaker.

Wall*E -- Thoroughly Wonderful. Enjoyable.

The Year My Parents Went on Vacation -- Great Film. Sad.

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