Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Dancing With The Star's First and Second Boots! Results!



LLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Damn ABC has an hour "recap" show before it... getting my hopes up when I popped open the DVR queue to see what was taping... ... Damn you ABC!!!!

But... alas... it's LIIIIIVVVVEEEEE....and it's the first EVER Double Elimination...

There are apparently some young girls in the audience because there is absolute shrieking when Tom announces that the "Red hot Jonas Brothers" will be doing two songs. I have EVERY single intention to fast forward through the Jonas Brothers.

Did I mention that they already had an HOUR long recap? Well... guess what? They recapped the shows at the beginning of the show.

Jason and Edyta dance the repeat dance... Edyta is wearing her normal lack of clothes... right MS? Hot! :-P

Here's another recap as they go over the scores... My boy Penn is at the bottom and I voted for him a total of 36 times last night. It was really easy since I never got a busy signal... sooo... I bet he's a goner... that will make me sad-ish.

The Fellas are First...

Six fellas are standing up there... they are going to tell us who is safe...

1. Steve Guttenberg and Anna Trebunskaya... are safe....

(The Jonas Brothers destroy Take On Me.... Fuck you teenage heart throb Jonas Brothers.)

Samantha's dress isn't flattering, but her makeup, hair, and face look stunning.

2. Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinski are saved...
3. Mario and Karina Smirnoff are also saved...

We get a montage of "stars" talking about how much it would suck that they might have to go home tonight.

4. Adam Carolla and Julianne Hough are saved...

Who will it be? Cristian or Penn? They ask the judges what they think and they nicely say that Cristian is better...

5. Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke are saved....

BOOTED -- Penn Jillette and Kym Johnson are booted... I thought so... I will have to throw all those votes somewhere else now... :-(



Let's get on with the CHICKIDEES.

1. First couple saved is Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough...

Cameron Matheson is back on to interview people on the streets... it is mildly fun to watch and annoying...

Some aerial dancers are on now... and although the dancing and props are amazing... I can't help but want to kill the music choice of Meatloaf..................... Damn Meatloaf.

The Jonas Brothers make my ears bleed with another atrocious song and I am saddened to learn that they are Jersey boys... Crap. Screw you little 14 year old girls.

Time to get through the bullshit and start revealing who is safe.

2. Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez are staying
3. Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas are safe...
4. Priscilla Pressley and Louis Van Amstel are safe...

They again go to the judges and who say nice things about both Marissa and Monica...

5. For some god forsaken reason Marissa Jaret Winokur and Tony Dovolani are saved...

Monica Seles and Jonathan Roberts are booted...

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