Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Three Word Movie Reviews

30 Days of Night -- 29 Too Long

The Amateurs -- Sur[risingly Charming... Decent

Beowulf -- Good Looking... Average

Blind Dating -- Improperly Marketed.... Excellent!

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie -- I Laughed Bunches

Bones: Season Two -- Good Quality Show

The Brave One -- Bit Long... Decent

The Comedians of Comedy: The Movie -- Different... Good Comedy

The Darjeeling Limited -- Quirky And Entertaining

Fierce People -- Tough Viewing... Rough

The Future of Food -- Tasted Sour... Borin'....

Hellraiser -- Still Raisin' Hell

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 -- Continued Story Appropriately

Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth -- Goofy, But Entertaining

Hellraiser Bloodline -- Just Getting Stupid

I Like Killing Flies -- Colorful Guy... Fun

Joe Louis: America's Hero Betrayed --

Knight Rider (2008) -- Night Night... Blech

Larry the Cable Guy: Git R Done -- Heh... All Done

The Martian Child -- Loads of Mediocrity

Michael Clayton -- Not Bad... Entertaining

A Mighty Heart -- Bored to Tears

Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Season 5 -- Still Love Bullshit!!!

The Poseiden Adventure (Original) -- Classic and Great

Puppet Master -- Still Campy Fun

Romance and Cigarettes -- Couldn't Take It

Semi-Pro -- Farrell Vehicle... Passable

Shocker -- Still Awesome Cheesey

Teaching Mrs. Tingle -- Super Duper... Crap

There Will Be Blood -- Daniel's Phenomenal... Excellent!!!

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