Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dancing With the Stars -- Week 2 Results

Let's start off the show with what? A RECAP!!!! If you are one of the awesome people reading this, then you should know where to read an awesome recap. :-P

Time to fast forward through the recap...

Fascinating... Tom lets us know that next week... there will be a "Dreaded Double Elimination!"

My prediction? Someone gets hurts... bails... and it will be a single elimination.

They are getting right into it with saving people... since we have the Dance Off function/component/aspect to get to!

The first four couples saved are:
1. Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani
2. Gilles Marini & Cheryl Burke
3. Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas
4. Steve Wozniak & Karina Smirnoff -- NICE! America really likes them and when they announce the by far last place performer for the week in terms of judges scores... Karina screams louder than I have ever heard.

How do we first kill some time? We get Samantha whose grasp of the English language keeps getting worse with each passing week... interview two non-stars, adorable pre-adult Shawn Johnson and then super duper geek and lovable dork Steve Wozniak. Of course, Steve is funny and charming in his own way.

Let's save four more!

5. Lawrence Taylor & Edyta Sliwinska
6. David Alan Grier & Kym Johnson
7. Chuck Wicks & Julianne Hough
8. Lil Kim & Derek Hough -- Dammit... Blech... Gross...

We learn that they are adding two new dances... the Lindy Hop and Argentine Tango. In an interesting piece, we get the dances shown to us by Corky Ballas and Cloris Leachman... It's funny and Len basically does voice over of film of the other two as they basically perform in a silent film style movie.

Darryl Hall and John Oates are performing and I am sure as shit NOT fast forwarding for them. I will admit this to you... my readers... I like them a lot... They aren't doing as well as I would like them to, but hell... it's fun.

Is their drummer Admiral Adama? (Yay! Geek humor...)

Adele is up singing her "Chasing Pavements". No fast forwarding here either... She can sing and Edyta is on... in one of her classic outfits and she's dancing with her hubby Alec Manzo. Not bad to all... even though Adele looked really distracted as the audience reacted loudly to some of the moves of the married couple...

Video montage to apparently tell us ... the audience ... that the dance off is important. Heh heh... No shit Sherlock.

Time to reveal the two last people saved and the two in the dance off...

9. Steve-O & Lacey Schwimmer -- Huh? Oh well. :)Not Denise.
10. Ty Murray & Chelsie Hightower

The two couples in the dance off are... Holly Madison & Demitri Chaplin and Denise Richards & Maksim Chmerkovskiy (YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She looks sooooo pissed off!)

Dance Off!!!!!!

Holly Madison & Demitri Chaplin dance first. They are re-doing the Samba and got a 17 last night. Let's see if they can do it. They practiced all day and she has more confidence! Good for them... silly video packages... She sems to have improved some, but is still somewhat unsure and wooden... I am rooting for her though... :) The judges thought it was better and seemed to like it. The one thing I am not keen on is Holly's nervous laugh. It kind of makes me nervous. Her scores are 6, 6, 6 for a total of 18. (One better than last night!)

Denise Richards & Maksim Chmerkovskiy dance second. Denise was in the confession and seemed to blame it on her shoes? So they rehearse some more and it isn't fun to watch. She's not fun to watch. She just seems horrible and Maksim seems to want out, but oh well. She starts her dance and it's just so wooden.... but I am jaded by it. She got a 16 last night. Bruno thinks she was tons better... Dammit... Denise liked her better too. Blech. Len thought she deserves to stay too. ARGH. Her scores are 6, 7, 7 for a total of 20... an improvement of 4 points.

The couple getting booted is... Denise Richards & Maksim Chmerkovskiy

God bless you America... I adore you and I thank you for putting her in the dance off... giving her a chance to improve greatly and then... booting her ass...

Thank you America!

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