Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Dancing With the Stars Seminfinal Results
Here we are.... one hour until we find out who was booted. It should be pretty interesting to see how they fill in the blanks and the spaces on this episode.
Tonight... only THREE will survive...
We start with a cold opening and Tom and Samantha immediately introduce some Grammy winner named Raphael Sadiq or something.
RECAP! It's a time to reflect... pause... and... ummm... fast forward.
Time to see our ENCORE DANCE. It will be Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas dancing their Argentine Tango... and it is still pretty dang good.
Helio Castroneves, Brooke Burke, and Dew Lachey are up to review the Final Four. The filler VIDEO MONTAGE is full of Drewches, Vacant Brooke Stares, and Incomprehensible Accented Comments by Helio Castondafadafs...ves....
After a commercial, it's time to reveal what everyone has been waiting for! What two professional dancers survived last week's cut to win a guaranteed spot in Season 9! They will be dancing with pro stars tonight! I can't wait!... Uh... who cares... Fast Forward....
Hey... ! Only four times this season (out of 9) has the lowest score of the judges been voted out. I knew you cared. America is saving people... SAVING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's time for a Professionals dance... where America ALSO voted for the four professionals (Lacey, Mark, Julianne, and Derek). Shit... America voted a lot this week... That's asking a lot from a country that voted TWICE for George Bush the
It's time for the Professionals to perform the LATIN dances... argh... zoom zoom zoom...
Time to save someone (or two)!
1. Gilles Marini & Cheryl Burke
2. Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas
The bottom two are... Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani and Ty Murray & Chelsie Hightower
Who will be going home?
Ty Murray & Chelsie Hightower
Posted by Smelmooo at 5/13/2009 01:19:00 AM