Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Dancing With The Stars -- Winner REVEALED!!!!
Ok... before the evening even starts, I wanted to share with you what I thought would be the order of finish that would make me most happy.
I would love to see Shawn Johnson come in first, with Gilles Marini come in second, with that Melissa Rycroft in third... I truly don't care who wins as long as Melissa doesn't win.
Enough with the dilly dallying since there will be plenty of dilly dallying as they look to fill in three hours with professional dancers, performances and two things I am looking forward to - Jeffrey Ross roasting the remaining participants and a new dance for each dancer that counts!
We are.... LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Before they bring anyone out... the get right into it with Lady Gaga who is wearing an interesting and rather tame outfit for her. I have to admit that I am intrigued by her... but not enough to not fast forward... vroom vroom...
RECAP!!!!!!!!!!! followed up by some comments from the judges... including the brilliant comment that they all think this is the best season ever and will come down to the viewers... uh... no shit Sherlock.
RECAP #2! It's the first three weeks... *yawn*... followed by a return of Belinda Carlisle and Jonathan Roberts reminding us why they were booted first... then Denise Richards with Maksim Chmirnov are back too... dead eyes and all! This is topped off with Holly Madison and Demetri Chaplin making us all upset that the hot chick went early. They are also all interviewed by Samantha...
It is revealed that Samantha Harris will be performing on BROADWAY! As Roxy Hart in Chicago!.... The Tucker household is silent...
After a brief recap (#3)... it's time to see Steve Wozniak and Karina Smirnov dance the Quickstep... making us all cringe, but smile at his happiness to be out there again.
RECAP #4 It's weeks 5-6. David Allan Grier and Kym Johnson do their live dance... followed up by Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer do their live dance... and it's capped with an interview...
Wooo Hooooo.... former dancers are talking about who should win and there is so much rhetoric and shenanigans involved that I am not sure what to do. Why do I really need to see so much Vivica A. Fox? Really... she turned a once promising acting career into hosting "The Cougar" on TV Land... really?
Recap #5! It's time to remind us how America got from the beginning ot the end for the professional dancers... and the winner was... the hot blonde Russion chick... I should probably learn her name... but ... alas...
Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska is back for his live dance. I hate the Giants. He gets his own interview... and reminds me why I disliked him so much.
Recap #6! We get some more highlights of the season... followed by the return of Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks on the dance floor and an interview! Who knew?!?!?!?
Here is one of the highlights I am looking forward to. Jeffrey Roast is here to roast the contestants. IT WAS HYSTERICAL. Best groan of the night? "This is actually Dancing With Who?"
Oh my... oh my!!! Recap #7!!! It's the final weeks and the booting of Lil Kim and Ty Murray...
Lil Kim and Derek Hough dance and America waits for her to just start shooting.... Nope... phew. Get the hell off my tv... Loser.
Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower dance right after with their final dance as well.
Video Montage!!! The finalist all talk about each other and how wonderful they all are. Kinda boring, but the producers finally have figured out how to make her look gorgeous.
After 75 minutes of junk and blah.. it's finally time... Third dance of the week... These scores will be counted with their original scores.
Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas dance in the first position. It's a recap of her entire season. We get to see the ups and downs of her year. Her last dance of the season will be the Cha Cha Cha. She proves why she is a finalist with a great dance. And Harold Wheeler proves why I hate him and his band by destroying PYT. Len loved it... Bruno thought it was perfect and Carrie Ann thinks she deserves to be exactly where she is. The scores are 10, 10, 10 for a total of 30 + 58 = 88.
Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani are up second. It's a nice recap of Melissa... and most importantly... it's a recap of all of her Tramp Stamp camoflagues... They are dancing the Samba. It was nice, but as my wife said, she peaked earlier in the season. All the judges loved them. Just a reminder that last night they scored a 56. The scores are 10, 10, 10 for a total of 30 + 56 = 86.
Gilles Marini & Cheryl Burke are up third. He ot the most perfect scores this season... so yeah... good for him. His dance (Argentine Tango) is perfect again... and better get a good score... The judges agreed. Last night they scored a 58. The scores are 10, 10, 10 for a total of 30 + 58 = 88.
Lady Gaga... blech.
Time to reveal who is finishing in the THIRD PLACE spot.
3. Melissa Rycroft & Tony Dovolani
This is the closest season ever. There was less than 1% difference between first and second.
2. Gilles Marini & Cheryl Burke
And... the Winner!!!!
Shawn Johnson & Mark Ballas
That made me smile and happy... See you next season.
Posted by Smelmooo at 5/20/2009 01:03:00 AM