Whoa... we are live and Samantha looks better than she has ever looked and it is in a black dress.
We go straight into a Taylor Swift song and I hit the fast forward button. I keep the fast forward continues as the recap comes on.
"We got a lot of tense spray tanned people here." Heh heh... Tom Bergeron is just clever and snarky aware of his situation.
First couple saved is Joanna Krupa & Derek Hough
Second couple saved is Mark Dacascos & Lacey Schwimmer
Ugh... why do they have to do videos? This one is about how nervous they are about "double elimination." Boring.
Third couple saved is Donny Osmond & Kym Johnson
Fourth couple saved is Aaron Carter & Karina Smirnoff (Karina is usually the professional that reacts the best, but the high pitch scream she just belted was ... intimidatingly cute.)
Some dude sings and I fast forward... he was too handsome. Then it is another video about their wardrobes for the next week.
Fifth couple saved is Mya & Dmitry Chaplin
Sixth couple saved is Kelly Osbourne & Louis Van Amstel
These are your bottom three couples... Melissa Joan Hart & Mark Ballas, Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova, and Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower. They will reveal the first booted and who will dance off after Taylor Swift bores America again.
In the dance off Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova and Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower
The couple automatically eliminated tonight is Melissa Joan Hart & Mark Ballas WOW! I didn't see that one coming.
It is time for the first ever dance off where the judges have sole discretion of who is booted from the show.
Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova are up first and they have chosen to dance the Samba and after a quick video of them practicing that morning the dancing begins. I actually thought it was cute and fun. Seriously... I don't like this guy and I want him to lose so that I can have at least one more night of Chelsie Hightower. Len thought it was "enjoyable." Bruno thought it was "fun" and a "crowd pleaser." Carrie Ann thought it was the right dance for his personality, but the dancing was weak.
Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower dance second and the video sounds the exact same as Michael's video... early to rise and the fans are awesome. They are dancing the Jive and he is excited about it. See? I don't know anything, but I thought his footwork was atrocious and just plain upsetting. Poor Chelsie. Bruno was impressed with the amount of content shoved into a short period of time while Carrie Ann and Len that that they were a bit weak in content.
We go to the judges for their verdict.
Bruno makes his comments first. He votes for Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower
Len votes for Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova
Carrie Ann votes to save Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova
The last couple saved is Michael Irvin & Anna Demidova
That means that the second couple booted this week is:
Louie Vito & Chelsie Hightower Damn.
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