Survivor Samoa -- Week Three

We are starting an hour late and I am having a sneezing attack for some reason.

Russell Swan loves himself. Hot damn loves himself...

Ben is a real cocky a$$hole and he is the only one who doesn't seem to know it. Russell S. loves this of course because he knows that as long as Ben is around, he will never be on the chopping block first.

Meanwhile... the other tribe is doing yoga together and are more at peace. Except for Shambo. She's the mullet woman. Hee hee...

Immunity & Reward Challenge!

People run in the ocean... to collect crates... You can be tackled when you come back by the other tribe. There are blocks with puzzles... Lots of chicks in new bikinis too... Galu wins and there is much rejoicing...

For the next 30 minutes, we get to watch Russell S. manipulate everyone. How can it not be Ben going home with all the footage they have had of him.

Shambo is sent to watch Foa Foa... and will enjoy all the secret manipulations!

Ben keeps saying .. "Bye Bye Ashley." Hrm... really?

Everyone in this camp likes SHambo so the other side is missing out.

Lots of scheming and coniving and it is finalllllly time for Tribal Council...

A bunch of people want Ashley to go home and a bunch of people want Ben to go home including Jaison who has even announced that he will quit if it isn't Ben gone. Russell really is a brilliant guy manipulating everyone.

Jaisson and Ben are at the middle of a lot of angry discussions that involve a lot of bickering and hurt feelings. There is a lot of racial stuff getting brought up.

It's time for a vote. Jeff will count the votes.

Ben
Ashley
Ben
Ben
Ben

YES!!!!!!!!! Bye bye douche bag.

Tucker's Nuts
Ashley Trainer (3)
Elizabeth Kim (7)
Brett Clouser (10)
Kelly Sharbaugh (11)
Mick Trimming (14)
David Ball (15)
Shannon Waters (18)
Laura Morett (19)
Betsy Bolan (2) -- Booted Week Two
Mike Borassi (6) -- Pulled out In Episode Two (Illness)

Assssshhhfault!!
John Fincher (1)
Erik Cardona (5)
Monica Padilla (8)
Russell Hantz (12)
Natalie White (13)
Russell Swan (16)
Yasmin Giles (17)
Jaison Robinson (20)
Ben Browning (4) -- Booted Week Three
Marisa Calihan (9) -- Booted Week One