Three Word Movie Reviews

Aliens vs. Predator Requiem -- I LOVED IT

Ask The Dust -- Barely Passable Drivel

The Bad News Bears Go to Japan -- Tired Drivel Pile

Balls of Fury -- Just Plain Bad

Brothers Solomon -- You Kidding Me?

Bugs!: A Rainforest Adventure -- British Bugs! Rule!

Colma: The Musical -- Interesting Concept... Different..

December Boys -- Long Sweet Film

Eastern Promises -- Violent... Pretty Poignant

Friday the 13th -- Excellent Slasher Flick

Friday the 13th Part 2 -- Not Bad Sequel

Friday the 13th Part 3 -- Goofy... Great Ending.

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter -- Best 13th Sequel

Friday the 13th A New Beginning (5) -- Just Getting Stupid

Friday the 13th Jason Lives (6) -- Just Die Already!

Friday the 13th The New Blood (7) -- he's Baaaaaaaaack... Yay!

Hard As Nails -- Interesting, but Long

The Heartbreak Kid -- Silly...Nothing Original

I Am Legend -- Gripping Powerful Provocative

Illegal Tender -- Wanted to Like

Juno -- Great Movie... Awesome

The Kingdom -- Boring, Expected More

The Last Legion -- Passed the Tim

Loverboy -- Disturbing But Interesting

Once -- Original... Good Movie

Pittsburgh -- Just Plain Shit

Rush Hour 3 -- Oof! It's Shit!

The Savages -- Deep, Powerful... Entertaining

The Simpsons Movie -- Silly... Worthwhile... Fine

Stardust -- Better Than Expected

Unaccompanied Minors -- Dirt's More Entertaining...

Underdog -- Cute Kid's Drivel