Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Three Word Movie Reviews

3:10 to Yuma -- That Was Good!

Bones: Season One -- Fun, Thoughtful... Good

Bride of Chucky -- Nice Return Chucky!!!

Child's Play -- So Bad.... AWESOME (Editor's Note -- Child's Play and its successors -- especially the latter ones -- are examples of movies that are bad, but are made well.)

Child's Play 2 -- Not So Good...

Child's Play 3 -- Not the Best...

Eagle vs. Shark -- Surprisingly Weird Sweet

Freddy vs. Jason -- Completely... Totally... Awesome

Friday the 13th Jason Takes Manhattan (8) -- Getting Tired Now

The Goonies -- Still Lots O'Fun

The Greatest Game Ever Played -- Blech... Blech... Blech...

How I Met Your Mother: Season One -- Slow Start.......................Good!

Jason Goes To Hell The Final Friday (9) -- Just Plain Poop....

Jason X -- Nice Reviving Try

Joshua -- Dark...Spooky... Neat

Nightmare on Elm Street -- Still Good Time

Nightmare on Elm Street 2 -- Not Good Sequel

Nightmare on Elm Street 3 -- Much Better Sequel

Resident Evil: Extinction -- Served Its Purpose

Seed of Chucky -- Stupid... Schlocky... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoot 'Em Up -- Lots of Fun

Sunshine -- Eh...It's Fine

Sweeney Todd -- Beautiful Bloody Time

War -- Wow... Violent Mess!!!

White Noise 2 -- Actually... It's Entertaining...

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