Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Three Word Movie Reviews

10 MPH -- Goofy But Dumb

Across the Universe -- Visually Stunning Awesomeness

Bernard and Doris -- Quality High Society

Big Trouble in Little China -- Top Five Film!

Blonde Ambition -- 2007's WORST Movie

Blonde and Blonder -- Smiled Coupla Times

Born Rich -- Introspective Weak Film

Can Mr. Smith Get to Washington Anymore? -- Enjoyable Insightful Doc

Elizabeth: The Golden Age -- Satisfactory Period Piece

Feast of Love -- Passed the Time

Golden Door (Nuovomondo) -- Visually Stunning... Deep

Gone Baby Gone -- Gritty Interesting Drama

Introducing The Dwights -- Super Quirky Good

Ira & Abby -- Mediocre at Best

No End In Sight -- Standard Iraq Documentary (I am going to get shit for this, but can someone please say something new about what is going on over there? Thank you.)

Reefer Madness: The Musical -- That's Funny... Good.

Rocket Science -- Charming, Quirky Insightful

Scream -- Still Awesome...Fun!

Seed of Chucky -- This Stuff Rules

Shortbus -- Stupid Glorified Porn

Small Town Gay Bar -- Prejudiced People Suck

Trade -- Strong Powerful Film

Waxwork -- As I Remembered

Waxwork II -- Better Than Original

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