Thursday, March 15, 2007

Three Word Movie Reviews

Babel -- Pointless, Confusingly Mediocre

Brotherhood (Season 1) -- Departed + Sopranos = Brotherhood

Clerks 2 -- Pillow Pants..... Rules.

Confetti -- Improvised, Cute Film

Farce of the Penguins -- Stupid, Wasted Time

A Good Year -- Surprisingly Sweet, Nice

A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints -- Gritty Greatness Guide

Hollywoodland -- Bird, Plane... Provocative

Infamous -- Better Than Capote

Infernal Affairs -- Good As Departed

Keeping Mum -- Sshhh! It's Awesome

Let's Go to Prison! -- "Oh Crap!" Bad

Life Support -- Beep.... Beep..... beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Longford -- Appropriately Titled Film

Mallrats -- Silly, Silly Giggles

Mad Max -- Low Budget Classic

Man of the Year -- I Liked It?

Marie Antoinette -- Couldn't Finish Film

Planet of the Apes 2001 -- Surpisingly Fun, Entertaining

The Prestige -- Boring Period Piece

The Return -- Return to Sender

Something New -- Tired Cliche... Reversed...

Stranger Than Fiction -- Fantasticly Smooth Storyline

Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny -- Good Campy Fun

The Wire (Season 4) -- Is Anything Better?

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