Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Dancing With the Stars, Week Two Results Episode
I am on major time delay since I was at a work event this evening...
Samanth is doing something awkward with her hair again and I love the shots of the stars as they fill in space. Kim and her dead eyes look bored and annoyed...
We return to an old tradition and Len gets to choose which dance we get to see again...and they have unanimously chose Warren and Kim's S&M Paso Doble. I am NOT complaining...
Let's begin the elimination portion now that the goofy replay and recap... TWICE.
The first couple definitely continuing to the next round... Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo. Megan is happy and Smelmooo yawns.
The second couple saved is Rocco DiSpirito & Karina Smirnof.
Before we go to commercial break we are treated to the special dancers coming up and this is the one time that I am upset that we have HD... they are scary looking.
Jessica Simpson is up to sing and I want to gouge out my eyes... She is falling into the Mariah Carey trap where she is dressing incredibly sexy in very short and almost inappropriate outfits.
Samantha is in the back butchering the English language. We have to speak with Tony and super boring Rocco.
The third couple saved is Cody Linley & Julianne Hough and I am strangely happy about it...
The fourth couple saved is Brooke Burke & Derek Hough. I am VERY happy about that.
We get to see a brief biography on Tony and Len who apparently are judges on the British version as well. Carrie gets to stay in LA. It bores us...
It's time for the "Stars of Dance" and there is some weird and funky stuff going on as each dancer has some wacky lights attached to themselves and makes me slightly uncomfortable as it reminds me of a futuristic HELLRAISER with the costumes.
Jessica Simpson is singing again... and is wearing more clothes this time. Damn you fast forward.
Fifth... Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani BLECH!!!!!
Tom is giving us a backstage view of the set... and it is incredibly boring.
Sixth... Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson WOOO HOOOOOOOOOO KYM!
Seventh... Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke ... ergh.
DRAMA begins as Tom and Samantha read quick reviews of what the dancers did the night before... Cloris puts on her show and sucks her thumb.
The eighth couple saved is...Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer That's fine... but... ummm... whatever...
The ninth couple saved is...Misty May Traenor & Maksim Chmerkovsky
Kim Kardashian & Mark Ballas & Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas are the final two and oh boy... the father/son rivalry is about to come to an end.
Cloris and Corky are saved ...
So that means that... Kim Kardashian and Mark Ballas are on their way home... and I want to personally thank America from the bottom of my heart for this.
Posted by Smelmooo at 10/01/2008 06:57:00 AM