Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Dancing With the Stars Week Five RESULTS!!!!

We are down to eight couples and after tonight's DRAMATIC conclusion, we will be down to seven. It is important to note that ABC is completely milking their number one rated show on television by having a special ONE hour recap episode before this episode. Ergh... we didn't watch it... and read over my review online... since that is funnier and better.


The judges are having a completely uncontrived, not prepared sitting around reviewing each of the dances. This is just not the way to handle things... It is another way of doing what they just did for the hour before that.

We learn that Len's schedule next week is pretty rough so Michael Flatley will fill in his seat for next week. Before he goes... Len is able to let us know that Cody and Julliane perform the encore dance. Still fun in my book.

I am also reminded that I hate the little children dancing... please god... don't have that again... OH CRAP... Tom Bergeron announced that they are doing it again tonight... THANK GOD FOR THE FAST FORWARD BUTTON.

Before we get too crazy... and start fast forwarding... we have the Brian Setzer Orchestra and I am very pleased...

It's time to get some results -- let's find out the first two saved... shall we?

1. Warren Sapp & Kym Johnson
2. Cloris Leachman & Corky Ballas

Neither of those two couples are in the bottom two... so Cloris apparently got a TON of votes.

Fast forward... If this was a facebook status for me... it wo uld read, "Smelmooo hates kids with dancing shoes."

We get to see them talking about how long and how much work is going into the special Macy's special dance ... It is a celebration of Macy's 150th anniversary and the stage is pretty big. And it was an awesome trip through the years of dancing... Well done special dance people that love themselves. P.S. Breakdancers rule.

None of the six couples remaining have ever been in the bottom two... so we get another crappy montage where they all talk some trash about each other.

More safe people?

3. Cody Linley & Julianne Hough
4. Maurice Greene & Cheryl Burke

For some drama... let's add some commercials where I am reminded of the fragility of life as some cops in NYC were gunned down in a subway.

5. Brooke Burke & Derek Hough
6. Lance Bass and Lacey Schwimmer

The bottom two are Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo and Susan Lucci & Tony Dovolani

I don't care which one goes home, but I really hope it's Susan.

Let's say good bye to... Toni Braxton & Alec Mazo

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