Friday, October 17, 2008

Survivor Gabon -- Week Four

So... before we begin... I am feeling really punchy right now since I have been out and about so frigging much...

I also abhor my next door neighbor who is sitting outside on his front steps in the dark angrily yelling at people saying this: "Go ahead pal. Throw it on the ground while I am watching. I will have you on nine counts of littering pal. And I already have your license plate number. Go ahead pal."

Previously... on... Survivor....damn... animals are pretty in High Definition. Fang is horrible and they were dumb and voted out a strong woman over a weak woman. Der.

We are now back from Tribal Council and they are eating and Ace realizes that he's in a very bad spot. Too bad since I am not a big fan of Ace... but he and we are all happy to see Sugar joining the tribe as the replacement for Jacque who was voted off the island. Everyone expresses happiness and displeasure with everything.

We are back now with Kota and they caught some fish... and they think one of the fish gives off electric charges. How frigging cool is that?

When then shift to Matty walking pretty close to camp and he spots an elephant... and it's pretty cool as he gets everyone to go watch it. This is when HD is frigging awesome. It's awesome and I am sitting on my damn couch. That's the kind of stuff that makes me want to be on a show like this... and then we get some speeches from players who loved it. awesome and boring at the same time.

It's time for the Reward Challenge and there is no water to be seen. Kota is surprised that Jacque was voted out.

They have large piles of fruit to throw throw holes while the other tribes will try to whack the fruit out of the air. Whoever gets the most fruit through the holes wins a pretty cool herb garden. This whole show is about GC being a stinking quitter and his efforts in this show are pathetic... For what it's worth... Ace is awesome in this show.

Time to weigh the fruit... and Fang is up first. 16 pounds of fruit. Kota is up second. 18 pounds. Fang loses again... even with the effort. Sugar is being sent to Exile Island... and Dan.. being the nice dope that he is tries to explain the reason they sent her there... heh?

Kota is at camp and they are bragging about their food and the likes. Dan then starts talking a lot of shit in the camp and people start to see how annoyingly annoying he is while Susie is staying so far under the radar.

Sugar is on Exile Island now and I am really beginning to love her. Her personality is fun and I think... that as of today's editting... I would hang out with her.

We come back to Fang and Crystal and GC start to yell at each other and get on each other's nerves. GC then complains about how hard it is... (see? Quitting theme.)

Out of nowhere... GC gets into the boat... paddles away ... and no one can find him for the Immunity Challenge. He appears at the last possible second before they have to leave.

For the challenge... the tribes are throwing these big huge hollowwy balls down a hill. The other tribes have a defender who is blindfolded with another person yelling at them where to go. The balls land in slots ... like in ... Plinko from Price is Right.

The score is incredibly close at the end and Randy pulls a brilliant move by yelling at Ace... who stupidly listens to him instead of the female caller Sugar. Jeff abuses the shit out of Fang and TW and I disagree at the appropriateness of it... I think it's right and she's all girlie and is upset.

GC starts talking about quitting and everyone starts planning.

In fun times... Crystal goes through SUgar's bag and finds the Hidden Immunity idol. That seems just plain wrong and awesome at the same time... everyone switches over from GC to Sugar.

At Tribal Council, it comes out that people are worried about Sugar having the Hidden Immunity Idol and that GC is a quitter face who is whiny. These people make very little sense to me because they are all so frigging disjointed and weird that I can't figure any of them out.

Jeff tallies the votes.


Phew! Not my player!

Tucker's Nuts
1. Charlie Herschel(1)
5. Susie Smith(9)
6. Matty Whitmore(12)
7. Randy Bailey(13)
8. Bob Crowley(16)
9. Jessica Kiper(17)
3. Jacque Berg(5) -- Booted Week Three
2. Paloma Soto-Castillo(4) -- Booted Week Two
4. Michelle Chase(8) -- Booted Week One

Assshfault Warriors
1. Ken Hoang (2)
2. Dan Kay (3)
3. Corinne Kaplan (6)
4. Ace Gordon (7)
5. Kelly Czarnecki(10)
7. Crystal Cox(14)
8. Marcus Lehman(15)
6. Danny Brown aka GC (11) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!!
9. Gillian Larson(18) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

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