Battle For the Planet of the Apes -- Appropriate Final Chapter
Beneath the Planet of the Apes -- Good Enough Sequel
Boynton Beach Club -- Surprisingly Poignant... Fun
Bubba Ho-Tep -- Still B Classic
Catch a Fire -- Catch This... Later
Conquest For the Planet of the Apes -- Told Good Story
The Corner -- Insightful, Powerful Drama
Employee of the Month -- Dane Cook's Over
Escape From the Planet of the Apes -- Appropriate Story Continuation
Facing the Giants -- Praise Jesus! Average...
Flags of Our Fathers -- Must See Film
Flyboys -- Long and Overblown
Gridiron Gang -- Really Good Movie
The Grudge 2 -- Blech, it's Shit
The Guardian -- Cliched Cluster F*ck
Hard Candy -- Disturbing, Yet Entertaining
Jesus Camp -- Incredibly enlighteningly Scary
Kinky Boots -- Unfortunately Titled.... EXCELLENT
The Marine -- Typical Rambo-ish Flick
Marty -- Sweet, Sentimental Classic
Night at the Museum -- Amusing, Not Incredible
Open Season -- Certainly Entertained Us
Planet of the Apes -- Heston, McDowall... GENIUS!
The Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio -- Sweet Funny Movie
Running With Scissors -- What Pretentious Drivel...
School For Scoundrels -- Entertaining Yet Slowish
Science of Sleep -- Visually Stunning... Draining
Separate Tables -- Good Solid Classic
Sherrybaby -- Powerful Harrowing Drama
Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning -- Same Ole Gore
Trust the Man -- Trust Me... Mediocre
U.S. Vs John Lennon -- Mediocre Documentary Flick
The Wire (Season 3) -- Best Television Show...
Zoom: Academy For Superheroes -- Entertaining Crap Pile
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LOVED Kinky Boots.
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I thought you were going to have something about Maggie G's excessive nudity in your Sherrybaby review. For a second I forgot which one Kinky Boots was -- I had it mixed up with Factotum, somehow -- and was about to disagree, but that's actually spot-on. Also agree on Boynton Beach and Flags of our Fathers....
Wow, how do you have time for all these? And all those books. I am in awe of your ability to consume entertainment. I wish I were you!
I feel like I have answered this before... but I do not sleep often... and I travel a lot... so I have a lot of time alone to kill.
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