Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Super Bowl Commercials
1. Sierra Mist commercial that featured Kathy Griffin doing a security check.
2. Bud Commercial -- Magic fridge.
3. Bud Commercial -- Cleaning the gutters.
4. Sprint phone commercial with "Crime Deterrent"
5. MacGyver Mastercard commercial

Top Five Super Bowl Moments
1. Sean Alexander being shut down in the first half.
2. Hearing that Michael Irvin didn't make the Hall of Fame -- Crack addict.
3. Seattle interception at the in the third quarter that actually brought the game back to exciting.
4. Hearing the stat that Pittsburgh was winning at the half even though it took them 19 plays to get their first first down.
5. Randel El TD throwing a touchdown pass.

Top Five Reasons Why Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora's Divorce is a Good Thing
1. I have a chance.... she is single... yay!
2. Richie was a jerk... (I do not know this for a fact... but it will be something I say... when.. I get my chance...)
3. Richie's hair was stupid (See Number 2)
4. Richie's couldn't sing (See Number 2)
5. Richie plays with mice in the buff (See Number 2)

Top Five Ideas for the New Hooters Casino in Las Vegas
1. Free Giveaways... Ugly orange pants for all.
2. A Wheel of spicy goodness...
3. I want to see dealers with big hooters with only playing cards on their hooters.
4. A Texas "Hold Em" booth.
5. Who needs ideas when you have skany women dressed nowhere nearly as hot as the chicks in the calendars they sell...

Top Five Valentine's Day Ideas for A Terrible Day
1. Give her the gift that keeps on giving... used lingerie...
2. Ensure her that she will hate the holiday forever... get caught cheating on her..on that day!
3. Two Words -- Fart Burgers!
4. Turn off the alarm... pull the sheets over your heads... pin them down... fart... don't let her out... enjoy the swollen balls.
5. For my poker buddies... Upper Decker.

Top Five Reasons Your Favorite Television Show Is Stupid
1. Swimming With the Sharks With The Stars... ummm... I hate Fox...
2. The cast of Survivor: Egyptian Ferry hasn't been heard from yet.
3. Law & Order: Hamburglar Police... just didn't catch a viewership...
4. It starred Heather Graham...
5. The words Lucky and Knives should never be used together in a show title.