Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dancing With the Stars Week Seven Results



So exicited.... Def Leppard and Dance Center is on tonight...

LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I bet there is going to be some drama tonight...

I swoon for Samantha... windblown hair.... I think....

Let's recap for ten minutes what happened in about 72 minutes worth of television when all is said and done... no really....

Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinski have been asked to re-create their Quick Step... and Edyta found that classy and sexy dress from last night.... Just as good the second time... and Damn!!! Tom says the same thing...

We get to find out the fate of a couple pretty early in the show... yay! But first... Len tells us and the couples that next week, each of the stars is allowed to do one lift per dance each...

The first couple to be saved is Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas

Dance Center is up next... !!!!!!! I am not even going to recap this because this is really really really really funny. Kenny Mayne, Jerry Rice, and Len Goodman all played well off each other. THis is a two part gag... and they tease Cristian, Mario, and Shannon.

Def Leppard ruins my childhood with a totally weak ass lip synched version of Pour Some Sugar on Me. Crap... The saving grace of the number is that the professional dancers are all wearing awesome leather outfits...

Time for my favorite drunk host to interview Kristi and Jason...

Dance Center Part Two is up and Jerry Rice has the best line f the night with Kristi YamaHoochie.... They resort to fart humor... and... it totally works...

The second couple who has been saved is... Mario and Karina Smirnoff

Def Leppard is back with one of their new songs... and I think he might be singing it... but alas... I doubt it... The most disturbing part of the performance is the "action camera angle" on the drummer who has one frigging arm and is 800 years old...

Let's look at a video montage... and we learn something... the stars are stressed out...

Time to learn the fate of our final four competitors.... Drama... Tom and Samantha talk to them and build up the drama... and then?!?!? COMMERCIAL! Pricks!!!

They bring Cristian and Cheryl down to give us an update on his arm... He's had an MRI and his tendon was ruptured but he needs surgery... the doctor will delay the surgery if Cristian isn't voted out... soooo he swings his ass back up on the stage...

Time to continue the elimination....

The third couple saved is... Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke
The fourth couple saved is... Jason Taylor and Edyta Sliwinski

It is down to Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough and Wendy Joe Sperber and Tony Dovolani

Shannon and Derek are eliminated but here is the good news... Wendy Jo was in the bottom two!!!!!

Bye Bye Nadia ....

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