Dancing With the Stars Week Six Results

Sooo... it's some sort of odd overly dramatic introduction... and Tom BARELY says my favorite line...

LIIIVEEE (That's all he gets tonight... phoning it in Tom... .phoning it in...)

Sooo... as filler... they have Ashlee Simpson, Riverdance and more creepy little bastard children dancing for judges' approval. I keep thinking that Chris Hanson will come out of the back to arrest Bruno for looking at the kids too creepily.

Look... as I watch the recaps... I really think that the judges are being overly critical of Shannon. She gets good/decent scores and they rip her apart yet they make excuses for Marlee and Marissa...

For the repeat dance... my eyes are once again raped with the group dance...

Ashlee sings... I barf... no wait... that's her... she's preggers...

First couple saved is... Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough

First couple in tonight's bottom two... Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez

Samantha is drunk as she fails to succeed in asking a succinct and clear question of the two couples who just got good or bad news...

Tap Tap Tap -- that's not the sound of the Riverdance shoes... that's the sound of me hurriedly hitting the Fast Forward button.

And... the little kids dance and they make me feel as though JonBenet Ramsey is about to happen all over again.

We get a montage about how hard it is for the judges to .... judge. boo hoo...

Second couple saved is... Marissa Jaret Winouker and Tony Dovolani -- CRAPPPPPPPPPP

Third couple saved is... Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke

SUCH DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and we go to commercial... DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA....

Fourth couple saved is... Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas (Like they really had to worry.)

Fifth couple saved is... Jason Taylor and Edita Sliwinski

Second couple in the bottom two is... Mario and Karina Smirnoff

It comes down to Marlee Matlin & Fabian Sanchez OR Mario and Karina Smirnoff

Cue dramatic music and uncomfortable silence....

Sixth couple saved is... Mario and Karina Smirnoff

Tonight's boot is............ Marlee & Fabian...



I will actually miss her...