Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Dancing With the Stars Week 5 (Five) Results!!!!



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Tom seems especially perky tonight.

The TW and I are both going out on a limb and predicting (sarcasm) Priscilla will be booted.

Let's recap... Priscilla sucked and Kristi ruled... Shannon cried a bunch... so let's go to Len who will tell us who they want to see again... Kristi and Mark are asked to do the encore... and we both think it was better than the night before... and trust me... I just don't want to like Mark Ballas...

Samantha is in the back now interviewing Shannon and Marlee in the back and it just comes off so fake and I cannot get passed a dude being the voice for Marlee... I really can't.

Some Latin band is singing... and we are fast forwarding... It is 17 minutes into the show and we finally get soe results...

They are going to tell us one couple who is safe and a couple who is in the bottom two... That's a change!

First couple saved is Kristi Yamaguchi and Mark Ballas...

The first "bottom two" couple is Cristian de la Fuente and Cheryl Burke.

HOLY CRAP... THEY ARE SUBJECTING US TO TEN YEAR OLDS DANCING... AND TRYING TO GET ME TO CARE ABOUT THEM. HOLY CRAP. NOW... SAMANTHA IS HONING HER INTERVIEWING SKILLS BUT INTERVIEWING 10 YEARS OLDS IS EASIER THAN INTERVIEWING PRISCILLA. The judges actually picked one pair of kids...

We get a montage now... letting me know how hectic SHOW DAY is as they prepare for the live show. Priscilla says that she "...visualizes nailing every... " I giggle... "step in the routine..." oh no... I might be bored by this...

The second couple saved is Jason Taylor and Esyta Sliwinski...

James Blunt and his perfectly coiffed (sp) head and ideally shaved face are out to share one of his newest songs with us... while two unknown dancers are boogying it up... the dude is just plain tossing the chick around and it's pretty awesome...

Samantha is interviewing Cheryl and Cristian about how much it sucks to be in the bottom two... of course it does and damn... he must be sad...

The third couple saved is... Mario and Karina Smirnoff

The fourth couple saved is... Marissa Jaret Winouker and Tony Dovolani... F&CK

The fifth couple saved is... Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough...

The sixth couple saved is... Marlee Matlin and Fabian Sanchez...

The second "Bottom Two" couple joining Cristian and Cheryl is... Priscilla Pressley and Louis Van Amstel...

They go to Len... for his opinion... his heart wants Priscilla and his brain wants Crisitan...

Let's see who it is.... Priscilla Pressley and Louis Van Amstel are gone!

F&CK YEAH!!!!

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