Monday, April 14, 2008

Survivor Fans vs Favorites Micronesia Part 16 of 18



The wife was away on Thursday so we watched this episode late...

We are reminded that Erik remains in the game and I am annoyed out of my gourd that they booted Ami over this choad.

Yappy Mouth is shown in night vision and her huge eyes creep me out as she looks like a giant Dobby.

MERGE MERGE MERGE MERGE... yeah... they are merging...

"I am in such a hot pickle," Thank you Parvati for that awesome quote...

At the merge they were treated to a feast and there was a bowl of bats... of course... James ate them.

Dabu... that's the name of the new tribe... and Erik lied about the meaning of the word so that he could name it whatever he wanted. I actually almost liked him there... except... he used the word foschnizzle in his explanation so... buh bye.

Alexis is snuggling with Ozzy and Amanda is jealous... I am surprised that there is a player named Alexis... she and this Natalie broad seemed to have been forgotten so much since the beginning of the season... Alexis is a motivational speaker... what does she motivate...

The editting is brilliant with Jason as he hides his fake idol... hilarious... because the music is awesome...

Parvati is cool and not as smart as Eliza, but I like watching Parvati outwit Eliza in conversations...

Amanda's jealousy is seen as pretty jealous...and it looks awesome to watch her get so upset since I still don't like her from last season.

Jason now promises Eliza the hidden immunity idol if he wins the immunity challenge. TW and I are really hoping that he does win so that we can see the face of Eliza when she sees the fake stick.

Jeff asks about the new name and Alexis announces that it is Dabu and that Erik told them it meant good in Micronesian... (which remember... is a lie) Jeff did everything that he could possible do to not laugh at them...

Immunity Challenge -- They have to wait for the tide to come and are trapped under a grate so they will eventually not have any place to go and possibly drown. The final three are James, Ozzy and Jason... James bails first.... I am rooting for Jason... even though hs is a tool... The editting is hectic and annoying, but Ozzy finally quits... CMON! NO COMMERCIALS... JUST SHOW ELIZA THE FAKE IDOL!!!!

One of my favorite Survivor moments of all time just happened and Jason showed Eliza the immunity idol, which was the fake one that Ozzy put it in its place. Eliza gasped at him with the greatest... "YOU ARE A FRIGGING IDIIOT" voice... "That's... a stick." You had to be there moment... but it cracked my ass up. The rest of the exchange was awesome too...

In lame news... Amanda tries to boot Alexis... forget about it... Eliza is gone...

Tribal Council is bash Eliza Council night... Eliza is obviously the main vote getter... but will she play the fake Immunity Idol that she knows deep down in her heart is the fake idol. She does! She looks silly... actually... maybe not... it points out that Ozzy has the idol... now everyone knows...

Eliza
Ozzy
Ozzy
Eliza
Eliza
Eliza
Eliza
Eliza...... bye bye...

Prediction for next week -- Erik finally bites it... PLEASE?!?!?!?! (Third time voting for it...)

Tucker's Nuts
1. Natalie Bolton (1)
2. Alexis Jones (4)
3. Amanda Kimmel (5)
4. Cirie Fields (8)
5. Ozzy Lusth (9)
6. Parvati Shallow (12)
7. James Clement (13)
8. Eliza Orlins (16) -- Booted Week Nine
10. Tracy Hughes-Wolf (20) -- Booted Week Seven
9. Kathy Sleckman (17) -- Out Week Seven -- Quitting Poop Face

ASSSHHHHFAULT
7. Erik Reichenbach (14)
8. Jason Siska (15)
1. Ami Cusack (2) -- BOOTED WEEK EIGHT!!!!!
4. Chet Welch (7) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!!
6. Jonathan Penner (11) -- Injured Week Six :(
3. Joel Anderson(6) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!
2. Michael Bortone (3) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!
5. Yao-Man Chan (10) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!
9. Mary Sartain (18) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!
10. Jonny Fairplay (19) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!

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