Thursday, April 03, 2008

Survivor Fans vs Favorites -- Week Eight Debuts Tonight



Previously... wow... so there were some interesting developments this rehashed in the Previously... everyone seems to think that Ozzy runs the whole game and Tracy likes to annoy him...

So the episode starts and Kathy seems to be going crazy... why do I get a strange feeling that with her terse comments and violent bug eyed looks that she is going to kill someone... TW loves that she is more concerned about his washer and dryer than her husband and family.

Cirie is allowing herself to be funny again. She uses some of the best imagery that makes absolutely no sense that it makes sense... (much like my writing.) She has many funny things to say about Ozzy and his awesomeness and how she sees how crazy he might be....

Reward challenge has blindfolded people and loud people shouting directions and then they have to solve a puzzle at the end. The possibilitieis of collision are endless... and it doesn't happen, but blindfolds and screaming yappy princess directing them make me tense.

The puzzle comes and they start trying to punch in tiles that should just naturally fit in... Ozzy's team wins and we finally get to see a clean Amanda and Ami... yay... clean hot chicks. Tracy takes one for the team and doesn't get to go on the reward challenge with the team.

(Side Note -- Tangentwoman's venom right now for Ozzy is amazing... it is just getting rough and I am getting rather uncomfortable.)

As though I called it, Amanda and Ami get naked with Ozzy and they shower... It is somehow not nearly as hot as I was hoping for.

The other team has to suffer through a nasty rainstorm and Kathy seems to be going crazy again. She hates the rain... she hates the food... she hates the bats and rats and crawlie things... she hates everything... and thinks it is the dumbest thing that she has ever done. She keeps asking for hugs... I wonder if she hugs her washer and dryer... She is sending "hugs" and "signals" to her family.

What does all of this mean? She cuts off her hand and is forced to be medevac'ed out of the game. Did you believe me when I said that she cut off her hand? You're a frigging idiot. Everyone feels so sad for her and hugs her some more. Jeff arrives in his baseball hat (thankfully not one of his normally stupid hats) to accept her quitting of the game and be sure to talk to her on camera so America can see her mentally lose it.

Bye Bye Kathy... you are a quitter and sorry you couldn't take it but get the hell off my screen... She was on my team too, which makes me even more pissed off.

Eighth person out of the game -- Kathy

We are back and Cirie is stirring up the Ozzy is arrogant discussion with Amanda. Amanda -- Ozzy's new BFF and GF -- seems to be seeing it as well.

The Reward Challenge is next and Jeff updates everyone that Kathy is a silly quitty face. Another puzzle after some physical stuff.... Ozzy again shows his amazing physical prowess and seems to be dictating to everyone what to do... He is a bit over the top for my good. I hate the blur.... I really do. Ha Ha... Ozzy's team loses and has to vote someone off.

So... it's day 20 and we are about to lose another person. Ami is finally in the game vocally and has come up with a pretty good plan or so we think with the editting. Amanda is trying to repeat her dopey play from China as she becomes an annoying squirt who needs other people to dictate her votes and life. I really pity whomever she eventually marries.

I have no idea who is doing what when they enter Tribal Council... no idea.

Tribal Council comes up and Jeff leads another great one. Ozzy is identified as the leader and he shows himself to be the leader by denying it way too hard. Tracy makes a plea....

No one wants to play a hidden immunity idol.

Let's read the votes.

Tracy
Ozzy
Tracy
Tracy
Tracy

Bunch of cowards.

Ninth person out... Tracy Hughes-Wolf...

Prediction -- Erik finally bites it... the cute little puppy...

Tucker's Nuts
1. Natalie Bolton (1)
2. Alexis Jones (4)
3. Amanda Kimmel (5)
4. Cirie Fields (8)
5. Ozzy Lusth (9)
6. Parvati Shallow (12)
7. James Clement (13)
8. Eliza Orlins (16)
10. Tracy Hughes-Wolf (20) -- Booted Week Seven
9. Kathy Sleckman (17) -- Out Week Seven -- Quitting Poop Face

ASSSHHHHFAULT
1. Ami Cusack (2)
7. Erik Reichenbach (14)
8. Jason Siska (15)
4. Chet Welch (7) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!!
6. Jonathan Penner (11) -- Injured Week Six :(
3. Joel Anderson(6) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!
2. Michael Bortone (3) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!
5. Yao-Man Chan (10) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!
9. Mary Sartain (18) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!
10. Jonny Fairplay (19) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!

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