Good morning everyone!
Let me introduce myself.
My name is Tucker and I am the single greatest dog on the planet.
I dare you to find one that is better -- including Duke in Virginia.
So... I wanted to make some cash to help pay for my upcoming vacation with my cheap ass parents.
So... I decided to rent myself out.
If you are looking for experience, I was recently staying at a friend of my parent's house while my parents went away for the weekend.
I was cute and adorable and could do nothing wrong.
They fell in love with me and I was so adorable that the little girl in the house cried when it was time for me to leave.
That's how frigging adorable I can be.
So... if you want to rent me out to convince your wife how great a dog can be or just want to play with the most awesomest dog in the world, feel free to leave a comment and my daddy will make it happen.
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Tucker-
If you are so awesome, how come your parents are cheap and make you rent yourself out to pay for vacation? My mom would never do that! She REALLY loves me.
-Duke from VA
P.S. And, if she won a free Chik-fil-A sandwich, she'd give me half. You have 2 parents and didn't get squat!
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