Top Five Tuesday

Top Five New Words That I Heard/Want to Perpetuate
1. Porny (of or related to pornographic material)
2. Spazarific (Tucker's ability to be the sweetest dog and then the wackiest dog in under 4.4 seconds)
3. Sammich (A goofy way of saying sandwich.)
4. Snogalicious (a variation of the word snog seen a whole bunch in Harry Potter which meant to kiss)
5. Boltonize (Causing great stress to a country.)

Top Five Reasons Why Atkins Filed For Bankruptcy
1. They didn't cut the fat.
2. There was no meat to the budget.
3. They didn't have the heart to fire people.
4. Because they needed to recuperate from the "Thomas" muffins attack of 2004
5. Because it is a fad....a stupid fad...

Top Five Terrell Owens Quotes I Love -- Thanks to Si.com
1. "As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk."

2. "I'll watch the highlights every now and then but, as far as watching the game, I feel like I am the game."
3. "At the end of the day, I don't have to worry about what people think of me, whether they hate me or not. People hated on Jesus. They threw stones at him and tried to kill him, so how can I complain or worry about what people think?"

4. "I'm smart enough to know when I've done something wrong, but I don't understand this. Guys are beating their wives, getting DUIs and doing drugs, and I get national attention for a Sharpie? People are personally attacking me, calling me a classless a------ because I did something creative during a game. Why?"
5. "Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat."
-- Terrell Owens on rumors former 49ers teammate Jeff Garcia was gay in Owens to Playboy, August, 2004

Top Five Guest Stars on the Simpsons Next Year
1. Ricky Gervais
2. William H. Macy
3. Frances McDormand
4. Joe Frazier
5. Richard Dean Anderson

Top Five Things That We Need Nutrional Information On (Seriously... they have it on this stuff!)
1. Ice
2. Dannon Water bottles
3. Celery
4. Radishes
5. Lettuce

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Top Five Thoughts About Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
1. There was not ONE single appearance of Lord Voldemort!
2. Who knew Harry was a frigging pervert?
3. I am so excited by the major role that Snape took...that means at least a few more roles for Alan Rickman...who is always so... sinister.
4. Come on folks... Dumbledore ain't dead... he made a horcrux for himself!
5. The Half Blood Prince seems a bit hokey to me... I bet there is more to it.