Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Reasons Why Muh Wife Rocked This Past Weekend
1. She made cookies.
2. Two words -- Chicken Parmesan
3. She hung out with me while I waited to get our iPod fixed... above and beyond... above and beyond.
4. Can anyone say... Metuchen Country Fair? It is not exactly the most exciting thing in the world but she went with me anyway... mostly... because I was frigging hungry.
5. Football was on a lot... :)

Top Five News Stories That Pissed Me Off This Weekend
1. Seattle is considering a ban on lap dances! WE NEED THEM. It is an American right!
2. The Red Sox won the wild card spot. I would have loved for them to have missed the playoffs. FRIGGING INDIANS!!!
3. Any time I see a Desperate Housewives story on the front page. It is a television show... NOT A FRONT PAGE NEWS STORY!
4. Even with gas prices soaring... Detroit is going to produce a record number of SUVs. Umm... hello? priorities?
5. The Manning Brothers stories... can someone write about Carson Palmer or Brian Griese please?

Top Five Reasons Why Harriet Miers is Unqualified
1. She has never been a judge.
2. She just looks creepy.
3. Bush keeps telling us that she will not "legislate from the bench." That sure makes me nervous... whenever he is that adamant about stuff then we need to worry... since that is how he lies best.
4. She is from Texas... and we see how smart people are from... Texas...
5. Did I mention the real reason? She has never been a judge before!

Top Five Entertainment Stories That Made Me Dumber
1. Jennifer Gardner's baby is a girl... she blew it on Leno last week.
2. Paris broke off her engagement with Paris....
3. Demi and Ashton are still married... shocking.
4. Kate Moss' boyfriend (Rock singer Pete Doherty) was held by authorities because of drugs... no shit...
5. You can buy Johnny Carson's Tonight Show desk... jesus...

Top Five Highlights of Muh/Our Weekend of NOTHING
1. Metuchen Country Fair... it was a fun walk around...
2. Getting to actually get caught up on all of our chores this weekend.
3. Muh wife's chicken parmesan and cookies... Thank you wonder wife!
4. Tucker was all cuddly...even if he is sick.
5. House of Flying Daggers

Top Five Reasons To Watch the Office
1. Steve Carrell
2. Rainn Wilson (He plays Schrute)
3. Cringe humor...
4. The character "Jim"
5. Pam....