Survivor Returns -- So Does Controversy and the Game!!!

Survivor Returns tonight and with some contrived controversy. The producers must have felt like they needed some added juice to pump up the ratings.

I have a better idea... how about trying to promote an extra long premiere episode or something. Make it feel important like you did the first few seasons... but I digress.

This season, there are four tribes and they are broken down into "ethnic tribes" including Caucasion Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, and Hispanic Americans. My partner in crime and I decided to play our normal game -- drafting tribes before the season even began. Person who picks the winner gets a prize AND we added a new game.. Person who picks the winning Ethnic group gets a bonus prize (to be determined shortly.)

Reminder -- (The number in parenthesis represents the position in the draft they were chosen.)

PORK CHOP EXPRESSS (MEE!!!)
1. Adam (1)
2. Yul (4)
3. Jenny (5)
4. Becky (8)
5. Ozzy (Oscar) (9)
6. J.P. (12)
7. Candice (13)
8. Sekou (16)
9. Rebecca (17)
10. Brad (20)
Side Bet
Caucasian Americans
African Americans

AAAASSSHHHHH FFFFAAAUULLTTTT
1. Cecilia (2)
2. Sundra (3)
3. Nathan (6)
4. Anh-Tuah (Cao Boi) (7)
5. Christina (10)
6. Jonathan (11)
7. Jessica (14)
8. Parvati (15)
9. Stephanie (18)
10. Billy (19)
Side Bet
Hispanic Americans
Asian Americans

GOOD LUCK TO him... but I still wanna win!

SURVIVOR COMPETITIONS -- AN UPDATE
Survivor 1 in Borneo -- Richard Hatch (No Game)
Survivor 2 in Australia -- Tina Wesson (Ashfault!)
Survivor 3 in Africa -- Ethan Zohn (Ashfault!)
Survivor 4 in Marquesas -- Vecepia Towery (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 5 in Thailand -- Brian Heidik (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 6 in Amazon -- Jenna Morasca (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 7 in Pearl Islands -- Sandra Diaz-Twine (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 8 ALL STARS -- Amber Brkich (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 9 in Vanuatu -- Chris Daugherty (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 10 in Palau -- Tom Westman (Pork Chop Express)
Survivor 11 in Guatemala -- Danni Boatwright (Ashfault!)
Survivor 12 in Panama (Exile Island) -- Aras Baskauskas (Pork Chop Express)

Overall Total
Pork Chop Express -- 8
Ashfault! -- 3