Three Word Movie Reviews

An American Haunting -- REEEEAAAAALLLLLYYYYYY REEEAAALLLLYYYY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Volume 2) -- I Pissed Muhself.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Volume 4) -- I Pissed Again...

The Dead Zone (Season 3) -- Deeper Than Two

District B-13 -- Fast-paced, Energetic Funness

Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! -- Obscene, Witty... Awesome

Fat Actress -- Heavy, Weighty.... Different

Feast -- Visually Incredible... Fun

Goal! -- Surprisingly.... a GOAL!!!!

K Street: The Complete Series -- Good.... and.... bad....

Keeping Up With the Steins -- Piven Fans! AVOID!!!!

Little Man -- Not Entirely Horrible

Mini's First Time -- Inappropriately marketed...decent-ish

Mission Impossible 3 -- Not Series Best...

Monster House -- Kids?... no!!... Good

My Bodyguard -- Protect My Favorite

Nacho Libre -- Mexican Napoleon Dynamite

The Omen (2006) -- Same Film, Prettier

The Office (Season 2) -- Worth Watching Again...

Over the Hedge -- Cute Harmless Flick

Oz (Season 4) -- Long, Interesting Soapy....

Rest Stop -- Stupid yet... stupid...

Running Scared -- Surprisingly Really Awesome

Saw III -- Excellent.... Frustrating Ending

Shaun of the Dead -- Best Parody Ever

Slither -- Gory and Fun

Tsotsi -- Fabulous, Phenomenal, Tremendous