Thursday, April 12, 2007

Three Word Movie Reviews

Battlestar Galactica (Season 1) -- Thinking Man's SciFi

Battlestar Galactica (Season 2) --Doesn't Get Better

Black Christmas -- Thoroughly Enjoyable Camp

Blades of Glory -- Sharp, Goofy Comedy

Blood Diamond -- Gem of Movie

Borat -- Most Glorious Propaganda

Bosom Buddies (Season 1) -- Good in 80s

Bullshit (Season 4) -- Still Reporting Truths

Children of Men -- Bleak, Expertly Filmed

Colour Me Kubrick -- Interesting Concept.... Implausible.

Curse of the Golden Flower -- Visually Stunning... Poignant

Death of a President -- Good Start...................Boring

Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning -- Fun Crap Fest

Everyone's Hero -- Just Plain Stupid

Fast Food Nation -- Feast on Boring

Happy Feet -- No Make Happy

Harsh Times -- Gritty Powerful Drama

The Last Mimzy -- Interesting Kid's Flick

Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome -- Entertaining Action Flick

My Country, My Country -- Poignat Powerful Documentary

The Nativity Story -- Way Too Predictable

Pursuit of Happyness -- Weepy Good Time

The Road Warrior -- Super Violent Fun

Rocky Balboa -- Decent/Appropriate Finale

Shut Up and Sing -- Right Message... Draining...

Sleeper Cell American Terror -- Fantastic and Frightening

South Park (Season 9) -- Always Getting Funnier

Turistas -- Really Bad "Goreporn"

1 comment:

tangentwoman said...

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at your review of The Nativity Story!