Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Top Five Tuesday -- A Day Late

Would you believe that when I sat down to write a blog yesterday that I completely forgot the actual day? I am serious. Sooo... here is Top Five Tuesday... A Day Late.

Top Five Things I Didn't Miss About Walking Door to Door This Year
1. Old women's robes "accidentally" falling open.
2. My feet afterwards
3. Having the door slammed in my face.
4. Being told to F off.
5. Staying out too late worried that my job is gone.

Top Five Things I Have Found In My Car Right Before Turning It In
1. A petrified gummy worm.
2. A petrified french fry -- half eaten.
3. A Matchbox car in the shape of the Mystery Machine -- I have never had one of those.
4. A Big ball of black and gray hair.
5. A $50 bill.

Top Five Places I Want to Visit One Day
1. The museum that contains the world's largest rubber band ball.
2. That dinosaur that was in Pee Wee's Big Adventure
3. Some caves in Virginia
4. Neil Diamond's House -- I am such a star F'er sometimes.
5. Boulder, Colorado during a blizzard

Top Five Most Important States During This Year's Election
1. Maine
2. Hawaii
3. Rhode Island
4. Confusion
5. Apathy

Top Five People I Want to Meet Some Day
1. Stephen King -- Is he really that weird?
2. Peter Jennings -- Is he really that huggable?
3. The guy who invented the Stress Free shirt from the Gap. Liquids bead up and roll off!!! Stains don't hold!!! NO JOKE!!!
4. Cedric the Entertainer -- He just makes me laugh.
5. Neil Diamond -- He is a god.

Top Five Reasons I Feel I Should Be President
1. I can iron my own clothes.
2. I can be diplomatic.
3. My extensive movie knowledge.
4. My friends and family are so cool, I would have to hire them all.
5. Cheese would be the national fruit.

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