Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Three Word Movie Reviews

16 Blocks -- Pretty Standard Stuff

The A-Team Season 3 -- Formulaic but Fun

Bee Season -- Confusing, Stupid, CRAP

Bush's Brain -- Not What Expected.....:(

Coal Miner's Daughter -- Sissy Spacek... rocks....

Date Movie -- God Awful Time

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo -- Stupid Humor... Fun

Firewall -- Same Predictable Harrison

Glory Road -- Generic, Good.... Exciting...

Grandma's Boy -- Not Completely Horrible

Heaven Can Wait -- Classic romantic comedy...

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang -- Incredibly Dark.... FUN!

Memoirs of a Geisha -- Didn't Understand Anything.......

Munich -- Rivetting, Thrilling, Exciting

Nip/Tuck First Season -- Cooler Than Thought

The Ringer -- Suprisingly Sweet.... funny.

Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic -- I Peed Muhself

The Shield (Season 2) -- Still Uniquely Cool

The Shield (Season 3) -- HOLY CRAPOLY Goodness

The Shield (Season 4) -- Anderson.... Close.... Awesomeness....

Stephen King's Desperation -- Not Bad Adaptation

Syriana -- Uhhhhhhhh.... uuummmmm....huh?

Transamerica -- Don't Bother Checking...

Underworld: Evolution -- Target Audience.... Satisfied!!!!

3 comments:

Carrie said...

I wonder what the three word movie review of Call Girl Wives would have been?

Smelmooo said...

I probably wouldn't have made it to the end.... to be fair.

seth said...

Syriana -- Uhhhhhhhh.... uuummmmm....huh? --I'm glad to read I'm not the only one that didn't quite get it.