BBQ weiners

A old man was cooking some burgers on his BBQ when his wife bent over to pick up something.

"Jeez, I think your butt is actually bigger than the BBQ!" said the man.

His wife choose to ignore him, and went about her business.

A few minutes later she felt something touching her rear, and it was her husband holding a tape measure.

"Wow, I was right, your butt IS wider than the BBQ."

Again, she choose to ignore his crude comments.

A few hours later they were both in bed, and the man started making advances.

"Hey honey, what do you say we slip in a little lovin before nodding off?"

"George, if you think I'm going to fire up this big BBQ just to roast one little weiner, you can forget it!"