Thursday, November 08, 2007

Survivor China -- Eighth Week.... wow... 13 Total



(Quick reminders... 1. Erik and Jamie... loooooove each other. 2. Peigh-Gee is tiny. 3. Leslie has a mullet. 4. Todd is super duper gay. 5. Courtney weighs 2.5 pounds -- She lost a 1/2 pound this week. 7. Jean-Robert is a difficult turd.)

So... this last week's show was an episode I like so far.... and we are only a few seconds into it. Courtney's crappy personality that was pretty awesome in the first episode and disappeared from all editting is back in full force. "I dislike everyone else more than Todd and Amanda... and I think they mistake it for friendship." Hee hee... how stupid, but awesome television.

Sooo... as I was watching the previews... I realized that Amanda is running the show... Toddfather comes up with ideas and Amanda corrects them... never on screen, but it appears to be happenning.

The conversation between Courtney and Todd showed how absolutely smart Todd is and how incredibly insane Courtney is... I bet they drag her along to keep a negative person around.

SHUT THE HELL UP JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are stupid as shit and it annoys me greatly.

Ok... you can play the Survivor Fantasy game for a chance to win one of two prizes... a trip to China... or a trip to the live Survivor finale. Ummmm.... that's a no brainer.

I love the fact that James... not the brightest bulb... but sweet called Jamie a "dummy" and then acted out how dumb Jamie would be if she used a "fake immunity" idol had me giggling big time...

I think the whole smelling new buffs thing made me laugh... Wow... that's excitement... for a new piece of small cloth.

Jean-Robert told Todd that if he gets screwed... he is going to hold it over Todd and that he will never get JR's vote. I swear this is foreshadowing... it is just to blatant an edit.

Is it my imagination or do all the women have buck teeth or close to it?

"She's on the small bike way in the back." Thank you Todd for that gem.

"I am very good at playing stupid..." Thank you Jamie for that gem. "I am not as dumb as I look." Thank you Jamie for that second gem.

They went an ENTIRE episode without mullet woman saying a frigging word.

Jamie played a fake immunity idol because... she isn't that smart at all. Jeff spoke to her rather condescendingly announcing that it wasn't an immunity idol and then casually tossed it into the fire. How frigging awesome is Jeff? Seriously... he is such an awesome guy.

Go Jeff!

Jamie is a member of the jury... then the prediction that it will be a three person final seems more probable... why would you want an 8 person jury...?

Thinking about the game... I am now up FIVE players in one game and three in the other.

I am going with Jean-Robert again.... I will get it right at some point because really... he ain't winning this thing.

Here's the picks... and... remember... the parenthesis indicate when they were picked in the draft.

GAME ONE

Tucker's Nuts

1. Courtney (1)
2. Todd (4)
3. Denise (5)
4. Peigh-Gee (8)
5. James (9)
6. Erik (12)
7. Dave (13) -- Booted Week 4
8. Leslie (16) -- Booted Week 3

ASSSHHHHFAULT
1. Amanda (2)
3. Jean-Robert (6)
6. Frostie (11)
7. Jamie (14) -- BOOTED WEEK SEVEN!!!!
8. Sherea (15) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!
5. Aaron (10) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!!
2. Ashley (3) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
4. Steve (Chicken) (7) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

GAME TWO

Tucker's Nuts

1. Courtney (1)
2. Amanda (4)
3. Todd (5)
4. Denise (8)
5. Peigh-Gee (9)
6. Frostie (12)
7. Jean-Robert (13)
8. Sherea (16) -- Booted Week Six

FBT
1. Erik (2)
2. James (3)
3. Jamie (6) -- BOOTED WEEK SEVEN!!!!
6. Aaron (11) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!!
5. Dave (10) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!!
8. Leslie (15) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!!
4. Ashley (7) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
7. Steve (14) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

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