Thursday, November 01, 2007

Survivor China -- Week Seven... It's Half Over For Goodness Sake



(Quick reminders... 1. Erik and Jamie... loooooove each other. 2. Smelmooo thinks Jamie is dopey. 3. Peigh-Gee is tiny. 4. Leslie has a mullet. 5. Todd is super duper gay. 6. Courtney weighs 3 pounds. 7. Jean-Robert is a difficult turd.)

About three seasons ago, Survivor started going into the show immediately after the "PREVIOUSLY.... ON... SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!" It made fast forwarding difficult and annoying.

It annoys me that the super strong and big and awesome James is at the mercy of a total of 185 pounds and one brain (Peigh-Fee and Jamie)

Amanda is now allowed to speak. So... that further supports my thoughts that she is going to win this frigging thing.

8 minutes into the show and they are already at a challenge. (Thank goodness Jeff Probst is wearing baseball hats and not one of his really stupid and outrageous hats. That has always been one of my biggest gripes about him.)

Charmin! I wonder if they paid for that placement... of course they did... it's China and we know that free enterprise is a big time thing there.

Courtney and Amanda are bathing together.... so that is as sexy as a hot girl taking a bath with a toothpick...

The hidden immunity idol search and subsequent pulling it off the wall drama with Amanda, Todd and Frosti was nerve wracking and painful to watch. It was very good television.

Subsequently watching smart Todd try to explain the strategy to James (who isn't the brightest) was equally painful... but... for the opposite painful reason. Ouch.

MULLETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She hasn't spoken until now... sorry.

The immunity challenge was an eating challenge... Jamie was about to puke and I loved that Leslie was like "There's the puking... there's the vomit..." That was a funny trash talk....(You had to be there....) THen... Denise shits her own hat and can't even finish her baby bird. Blech. What a frigging shame.

I have never seen so many challenges thrown in my life.

The Toddfather... had his plan smashed... simply because Denise couldn't swallow a baby bird...

Yeah... I just made up.. the Toddfather... I need to copyright that as soon as possible! Can I do that? He thinks he is manipulating everyone... so... he is like a Godfather...

WOW! Awesome tribal council... I couldn't tell if the whole Todd/Courtney drama was real or fake.

In the end... someone had to go and it was Sherea. Too bad for her...

My prediction for tonight? Jean Robert -- He really has no friends at all.Possibly... Jamie... but I think Jean Robert.

Thinking about the game... I am now up FOUR players in one game and two in the other.

Here's the picks... and... remember... the parenthesis indicate when they were picked in the draft.

GAME ONE

Tucker's Nuts

1. Courtney (1)
2. Todd (4)
3. Denise (5)
4. Peigh-Gee (8)
5. James (9)
6. Erik (12)
7. Dave (13) -- Booted Week 4
8. Leslie (16) -- Booted Week 3

ASSSHHHHFAULT
1. Amanda (2)
3. Jean-Robert (6)
6. Frostie (11)
7. Jamie (14)
8. Sherea (15) -- BOOTED WEEK SIX!!!!
5. Aaron (10) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!!
2. Ashley (3) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
4. Steve (Chicken) (7) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

GAME TWO

Tucker's Nuts

1. Courtney (1)
2. Amanda (4)
3. Todd (5)
4. Denise (8)
5. Peigh-Gee (9)
6. Frostie (12)
7. Jean-Robert (13)
8. Sherea (16) -- Booted Week Six

FBT
1. Erik (2)
2. James (3)
3. Jamie (6)
6. Aaron (11) -- BOOTED WEEK FIVE!!!!
5. Dave (10) -- BOOTED WEEK FOUR!!!!
8. Leslie (15) -- BOOTED WEEK THREE!!!!
4. Ashley (7) -- BOOTED WEEK TWO!!!!!
7. Steve (14) -- BOOTED WEEK ONE!!!!!

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