Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Top Five Tuesday

Top Five Reasons I Was Happy With the Outcome of Survivor
1. Playboy and Nude Model Ami didn't win...
2. An asphalt laborer won the grand prize.
3. I won a case of beer.
4. A dude won....
5. Jeff Probst finally wore a different shirt.

Top Five People I Want to Meet in Heaven
1. Heaven's Gate Followers
2. Laci Peterson
3. Nicole Simpson
4. Andre the Giant
5. St. Peter (I want to be part of a joke....)

Top Five Reasons that Fighting SHOULD be ENCOURAGED Between Fans and NBA Players
1. Improved Ratings for college games
2. Slow news week...
3. I hate the NBA... anything to kill it.
4. Anything to make Latrell Spreewell look like a kitten
5. Some fans just plain deserve it.

Top Five Coolest Body Parts
1. Belly Button
2. Achilles' Tendon
3. Ear Lobe
4. The part of the nose between the nostrils
5. Pinky toes...

Top Five Chicken Tenders Shapes
1. Rocket Ship
2. Star
3. Carrots
4. Apples
5. Circles

Top Five Methods to Clean Out Ear Wax
1. Water Pick
2. Prostitute's tongue
3. Q-Tip
4. Pinkie
5. Scrapey thingy -- readily available when the hygenist turns his/her back.

2 comments:

barbara said...

Dinosaur... you forgot Dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets! :)

Smelmooo said...

No I didn't... this isn't a complete list...

it is a TOP FIVE LIST!!