Sunday, August 13, 2006

Things to Ponder

Things to Ponder:

1) Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
2) Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say wet paint?
3) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
4) Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
5) Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down to pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
6) Why do they sterilize needles for death by lethal injection?
7) Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

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