Dumb Texans

Dumb Texans

On a shopping trip to the city a backwoods farmer named George W. bought a 24-piece jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was finished.

"Look what I've don, Jess," he said proudly to a visiting neighbor.

"That's surely somethin', George. How long did it take you?"

"Only two weeks."

"Never done a puzzle myself," Jess said. "Is two weeks fast?"

"Darn tootin'," George said. "Look at the box. It says, 'From two to four years."