Top Five Tuesday Makes its Triumphant Return

Top Five Things You Should Not Say In Front Of Your Fiancee
1. The Bachelor Party will have ponies and cotton candy I am sure.
2. What? She looked 18.
3. Register! Awesome! but Fortunoff? No way! Frederick's Of Hollywood!
4. Porn is my life.
5. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?

Top Five Porn Name
1. Downy Soft
2. Dick Kamin
3. Rush Mountmore
4. Pickle Pants
5. Ivanna Scrue

Top Five Dream Jobs
1. Actor
2. Porn Star (This could go in list #1.)
3. Food Taster
4. BEER Taster
5. WINE Taster

Top Five Things That Separate Lance Armstrong From the French
1. Toothpaste
2. Deodorant
3. Soap
4. Class
5. Sheryl Crowe

Top Five Ways to Skin a Cat
1. Knife
2. Razor
3. Machette
4. Rusty Nail
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Top Five Good Things About Seth Being Away On His Honeymoon
1. He doesn't bother me about fantasy football
2. It makes Leslie happy and we all know that we love Leslie more than anyone else. She is cool.
3. Another country for the United States to make excuses to for our citizens' behavior.
4. Quiet
5. No more movie reviews of spectacular films like Bad Santa.