Monday, May 02, 2005

Things You Should Know About the Smelmooo

After a long time away from the fray of letting you delve into the mind of the Smelmooo, he is back... with more insight then you are probably craving.

1. The Smelmooo is just not a fan of working anymore. He had an incredible time yesterday getting back to his house with Tucker in tow and his lovely wife at his side. He enjoyed just sitting around playing with the dog and falling in and out of conciousness while the Yanks lost again and the cars piled up in accidents at Talladega in Alabama. How much more perfect of a day can you have?

2. The Smelmooo found a really funny website today. It is also pretty sad. www.votefortheworst.com It encourages you to vote for Scott Sabol in American Idol. The site is pretty much dedicated to wrecking the show of American Idol and the Smelmooo hates to say it... but he can't endorse this site enough.

3. The Smelmooo has been playing poker in AC whenever he has been down there ever since he broke his public poker playing cherry a few months ago in Vegas. This week, he convinced his wife to play with him. She kicked some major booty and came away with more moolah than the Smelmooo. Go wifey go!

4. The Smelmooo is holding on to a pair of tickets for two awesome shows this summer. The first is a pair of tickets to the upcoming U2 show at the Continental Airlines Arena in the Meadowlands. The second is a pair of tickets to the Neil Diamond concert at MSG. His summer is complete.

5. Challenge of the Superfriends has been such a sweet memory riddled fun time. Thank you Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Robin, Flash, Apache Indian, Aquaman, Green Lantern, Hawk Man, and others... Without you... the world would truly be "sinister" I tried counting for an episode... I counted the use of the word "sinister" 11 times.

6. I ate popcorn for dinner last night. Seriously.

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