Top Five Reasons Why I Am Pissed At The Weather People
1. The weather people got it wrong again this weekend. It was supposed to rain like crazy again. Did we get ANY? NOOOOO!!!!
2. I heard this as an actual forecast on 101.5. "It will rain this afternoon. If it doesn't rain rain then it will be cloudy or sunny." WHAT ELSE IS THERE?!?!?!
3. They keep giving the forecast for the shore as "...and a bit cooler at the shore."
4. A relatively new thing for the weather people on 101.5 is to give the "Weather in a Word". My favorite stupid one was... "Muggarific."
5. They can be wrong and still keep their jobs.
Top Five Best Things This Weekend That Made Me Happy
1. Free Wendy's Frosties!!!
2. Spending lots of time with muh wife after her week long business trip.
3. Watching Tucker recognize muh wife as soon as she stepped off the train about 5 cars away and bolting for her with me still attached.
4. Watching myself win another case of beer from MB.
5. I got a lot of yardwork done and th front yard looks so much better... despite the threats of rain.
Top Five Reasons The Yankees Are Making a Comeback
1. They are a good team.
2. Tino Martinez ... at one point... had 37 official at bats. 10 of those...were homeruns.
3. George threatened to fire the entire team...
4. A-Rod finally isn't booting the ball... (That one is a joke... he is error prone still.)
5. Jeter stepped up and showed who's boss.
Top Five Reasons That I Loved Raymond
1. The episode where Robert got married.
2. His father (Peter Boyle) had his best season when he was sick and losing his voice.
3. Every time he would talk to his wife about the kids... and being a good father was just painful.
4. I loved the episode where they get his mom to take the slip covers off the couch. Hilarity ensued.
5. He was just plain funny... no gimmicks... just good, old fashioned funny.
Top Five Reasons Why Star Wars is NOT that Good.
1. Episode 1
2. Episode 2
3. Watching these pathetic geeks camp out for weeks before hand to see this.
4. Watching these pathetic geeks dress up while camping outside weeks before hand to see this.
5. Because Triumph the Insult Comic Dog told me so.
Top Five People That I Would Like To See on Next Year's 24
1. A dead Jack Bauer
2. Marilyn Manson as a terrorist
3. Regis Philbin as a criminal mastermind.
4. The Legion of Doom with Grod
5. Howard Stern as "The Flamingo"
Bonus -- Anyone of the hot chicks from survivor naked or nude.
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