Saturday, June 04, 2005

In the news...The Smelmooo's Opinions...

Let's see...

The Runaway Bride is now a convicted felon as she has plead guilty to lying. She has agreed to pay the $13,250 to the City of Duluth to help pay for the overtime costs that the city incurred because she was a lying jerk. Good for them. Now... let's all hope they aren't finished throwing the book at her. Right now, I am viewing her as a spoiled princess and daddy has bought her freedom. Convict her... please...

Deep Throat is finally revealed! I haven't seen something this anti-climatic since they revealed who "Anonymous" was as the writer of Primary Colors. Ho hum....

Danica Patrick is pissing off all the men of the world as she is being successful in her Indy car racing. One of the big complaints is that she weighs 100 pounds less than everyone else so her car is lighter so it will go faster. Quit crying and beat her. That is the best and quickest way to run her out of the game my friends... if it really matters that much to you!

1 comment:

True Jersey Girl said...

Visiting via Karen's blog...

Its funny that men are complaining about Danica being 100 pounds lighter so "it's not fair" (boo hoo) but you don't hear basketball players refusing to play against Yao Ming because he's a foot taller than them!