Top Five Funniest Sounding Town Names Seen On Our Trip This Past Weekend (Sometimes.. I am Seven Years Old)
1. Intercourse
2. Blue Ball
3. Bird In Hand
4. Cox's Corner
5. Imlaystown
Top Five Words From Lancaster that I Think Could Be Used More Frequently
1. Smorgasbord (Buffet)
2. Shoo Fly Pie
3. Suana (Yeup... it was spelled wrong on the big professionally made sign.)
4. Iced Rings (Donuts)
5. Georgeous (Gorgeous... but pronounced with that extra E and by a young lady... funny)
Top Five Methods of Making Your Nieces and Nephews Like You
1. Growl at them like a dinosaur
2. Tickle them until they literally pee themselves .. umm... ewww...
3. Bribe them with video games.
4. Sneak them soda even though they are only supposed to have it on "special occassions"
5. Teach them how to do things that their mommies and daddies do not want them to do.
Top Five Foods on the Family Restaurant SMORGASBORD!
1. Macaroni and Cheese Bites
2. Miniature Corn Dogs
3. Made to order Strip Steaks
4. Made to order bacon and American cheese with extra cheese omellets.
5. Turkey Hill Ice Cream for every dessert
Top Five Things Muh Wife and I Did Together
1. Nothing
2. Sat by the pool
3. Ate
4. Read
5. Walked
Top Five Reasons To Come Home
1. Tucker
2. It was hot as nuts.
3. No screaming kids at home.
4. Tucker
5. Our bed is far more comfortable.
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1 comment:
I might substitute Boggle and tennis for some of your top 5 things we did together, but overall I think this sums it up quite nicely :)
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